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Homer Simpsons email address was revealed on the episode EABF03 The Dad That Knew Too Little. Fans of The Simpsons have received an email from Homer after his internet address appeared in a recent episode in the US.
Chunkylover53 has an AOL member profile:
Name: Homer Simpson
Location: Springfield, USA
Sex: Male
Marital Status: Married to Marge
Hobbies & Interests: What was the question again?
Favorite Gadgets: I’m not the one on trial here!
Occupation: Nuclear plant guy
Personal Quote: This book’s too hard.
– it’s not my birthday.
Viewers emailed in after watching the episode in which a private eye – hired by Homer to keep tabs on Lisa Simpson – emailed him at that address.
Executive producer Al Jean said the show’s writer-producer Matt Selman registered the address [email protected] before the episode aired.
He has since replied to fans who emailed in following the January 12 episode. Jean told the New York Post: “He logged in the night that the episode aired and it was immediately filled with the maximum number of responses. “He’s tried to answer every one of them and then as soon as he answers a hundred, a hundred more pop in. “It’s like letters to Santa Claus, he’s trying to answer them as Homer and give advice.” This is a collection of Homer’s email responses to its fans.
From: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 19:04:04 EST
Subject: Re: hrm
To: xxx
X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 138
Dear Nerd,
I didn’t even know the internet was on computers these days, let alone some kind of electric mail dealie. Please send all future letters (and beer) to:
642 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA then a zip code.
Praise Jebus!
— Homer Simpson
When Homer Simpson recently revealed his email address on the air (it’s [email protected]), we just HAD to email him and ask if he likes garlic. We ended up with our first-ever negative reply!
“Garlid gives me sour stomach and throw-up burps.
— Homer Simpson”
Note : “Garlid” is not a typo on our end, it’s what he wrote! When we emailed him back to tell him that we’d posted his comment on this web site, Homer replied “What is a web site? ”
E-mail from [email protected]
Tuesday, January 21, 2003
Whoo hoo! Homer finally answered my e-mail. He says:
Are you sending me spam?
Mmm… spam…
— Homer Simpson
So, being the internet nerd that I am, I emailed Homer! It took a few days to get a reply but this is the reply I got back:
Who is this really? Is it Lenny? It sounds like Lenny.
Hey Lenny, I’ll meet you at Moe’s later. Order me a keg and with a six-pack chaser.
Your best friend,
Homer
P.S. Don’t tell Carl I said we were best friends. I told Carl he was my best friend, but I was lying.
P.P.S. If this is Carl, please don’t read anything above this.
Fan,
I am so tired from answering so many emails… I hope I never get another email again.
— Homer Simpson
P.S. Please respond to this email.
Who is this really? Is it Lenny? It sounds like Lenny.
Hey Lenny, I’ll meet you at Moe’s later. Order me a keg and with a six-pack chaser.
Your best friend,
Homer
P.S. Don’t tell Carl I said we were best friends. I told Carl he was my best friend, but I was lying.
P.P.S. If this is Carl, please don’t read anything above this
It took a few attempts (the first two times I emailed Homer, my email was bounced back to me due to his inbox being full), but finally, it worked, and I got a response the next day! 🙂 Here’s what the response was (I thanked him for visiting Toronto):
I love America junior!
— Homer
Dear Internet Nerd,
You have reached the email of Homer Simpson. Please leave a message at the sound of the beep.
— Homer
From: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 19:04:04 EST
Subject: Re: hrm
To: [email protected]
X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 138
Dear Nerd,
I didn’t even know the internet was on computers these days, let alone some kind of electric mail dealie. Please send all future letters (and beer) to:
642 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA then a zip code.
Praise Jebus!
— Homer Simpson
From [email protected] Tue Jan 21
Date: Tue, 21 Jan 2003 21:24:10 EST
Subject: Re: Hair implants…
To: [email protected]
MIME-Version: 1.0
Are you sending me spam?
Mmm… spam…
— Homer Simpson
Subject: “Chunky, what a chunk of chocolate!”
To: [email protected]
Date: Tue, 14 Jan 2003 16:35:41 -0500 (EST)
Do you love Nestle Chunky candies, or are you yourself chunky?
Paul
Homer replied:
From [email protected] Thu Jan 16
Date: Thu, 16 Jan 2003 21:40:33 EST
Subject: Re: “Chunky, what a chunk of chocolate!”
To: [email protected]
Yes on both.
— Homer
From: [email protected]
Message-ID: <[email protected]>
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 23:40:03 EST
Subject: Re: testes
To: [email protected]
Who is this really? Is it Lenny? It sounds like Lenny.
Hey Lenny, I’ll meet you at Moe’s later.
— Homer
P.S. Say hi to Carl.
Dear Internet Nerd,
You have reached the email dealie of Homer Simpson. I’m not on the computer now because I’m at a free starter karate lesson.
— Homer Simpson
Subj: Re: Homer Simpson
Date: 01/14/2003 1:58:02 AM
From: Chunkylover53
To: [email protected]
My life is not a joke!
Except for the jokes.
Praise Jebus,
— Homer
From: [email protected]
Date: Mon, 13 Jan 2003 19:04:04 EST
Subject: Re: hrm
To: [email protected]
X-Mailer: AOL 5.0 for Windows sub 138
Dear Nerd,
I didn’t even know the internet was on omputers these days, let alone some kind of electric mail dealie. Please send all future letters (and beer) to:
642 Evergreen Terrace, Springfield USA then a zip code.
Praise Jebus!
— Homer Simpson
From: [email protected]
Date: Wed, 15 Jan 2003 23:03:22 EST
Subject: Re: hrm
To: [email protected]
What’s going on? I was trying to bid on a Weird Al Yankovic t-shirt on Ebay, and now everyone in the world is sending me electric letters like crazy!
I’m so confused. Confused and tired.
— Homer Simpson, local man
P.S. If you know Weird Al, tell him to send me a t-shirt.
original e-mail:
glad to see you finally figured out that Internet e-mail thingy on your Macintosh (that is a G4 Tower you bought last year, isn’t it?)
So tell me,
1) where is Springfield?
2) is Flanders REALLY that annoying to you?
3) what kind of donuts you enjoy the most?
one of your biggest fans…..
and here’s Homer’s response:
1) Springfield is in your heart.
2) Yes.
3) Free ones.
— Homer
To: [email protected]
MIME-Version: 1.0
Return-Path: [email protected]
Who is this? Is it Moe?
Moe — I promise I’ll pay my tab. Don’t break my legs! Or eye-stab me! Or crotch-shoot me!
I’ll come up with the money! I’ll sell Lisa’s homework! Or Marge’s collection of doorbell chimes! Or Bart’s flamethrower!
Just give me some time!
— Homer
P.S. See you at Moe’s!
Dear Friend of Homer,
Okay, here’s the deal. I’m running a little behind on my e-mail
answering. Try to understand that I’m very popular — Dan Ackroyd popular.
Anyway, long story short, I have to go to Moe’s now.
Your Homer,
Homer Simpson.
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