• About
• Season 16
  – transcript
  – second transcscript
  – third transcript
  – rumours
  – confirmed dates
  – confirmed titles, no dates
  – confirmed guest stars (without episodes yet)
  – unconfirmed/untitled plotlines and other rumorsEpisodes:
• Treehouse of Horror XV
  – synopsis
  – transcript
  – audio file
• All’s Fair in Oven War
  – synopsis
  – transcript
  – audio file
  – pictures
• Sleeping with the Enemy
  – synopsis
  – transcripts (2)
  – audio files (2)
  – pictures
• She Used To Be My Girl
  – synopsis
  – transcripts (2)
  – audio files (2)
  – pictures
• Fat Man And Little Boy
  – synopsis
  – transcript
  – pictures
• Midnight Rx
  – synopsis
  – transcript
  – second transcript
  – audio file
  – pictures
• Mommie Beerest
  – synopsis
  – transcripts (2)
  – audio files (2)
  – pictures
• Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass
  – synopsis
  – transcripts (2)
  – audio files (2)
  – pictures
• Pranksta Rap
  – synopsis
  – transcript
  – audio file
  – pictures
• – There’s Something About Marrying
  – synopsis
  – transcripts (2)
  – audio files (2)
  – pictures
• Upcoming episodes
  – On A Clear Day, I Can’t See My Sister, GABF05
  – Goo Goo Gai Pan, GABF06
  – Mobile Homer, GABF07
  – The Seven Beer Snitch, GABF08
  – The Father, The Son and the Holy Guest Star
  – Don’t Fear the Roofer, GABF10
  – The Heartbroke Kid, GABF11
  – Future-Drama, GABF12
  – Thank God, It’s Doomsday, GABF14
  – Home Away from Homer, GABF15
  – The Girl Who Slept Too Little, GABF16
  – …

• Season 17
  – Plotlines
• CreditsInformation outside this document:
• THOH XV reviews (FABF23)
• Midnight Rx reviews
• Season 16 press release

about

This page will guide you to the Simpsons season 16 by revealing every week bit by bit more and more about upccoming episodes. It offers pictures and promotional transcripts with audio files when they are available. This document is divided onto three parts which consist of promotional stuff before season start which has rumours and speculations about new episodes, episodes and Season 17 feature. If you have any additional info to share with this page – feel free to us!

season 16

transcript

Announcer: On November 7th… (Shot of OFF walking in front of some high-tech ship with a shrinking ray pointed at it. Frink and a shirtless Burns look on through a window above.)

Announcer: … ‘The Simpsons’ 16th Season… (Cut to a close up of Homer, Marge, Bart and Lisa all standing in front of the ship in spacesuits with helmets under their arms.)

Announcer: … begins. (Cut to shot of Homer lying (dead?) on his work station console. Cut to nuclear explosion, then to a scene of Marge, Bart and Lisa falling to the ground in the ship.)

Announcer: With all new action! (The ship flies through a vein filled with blood cells. Cut to scene in the dining room of Homer shoveling kabobs into his mouth and throwing the sticks out the window, into Abe’s back.)

Abe: My back pain’s cured! (Another stick flies into his back.) Abe: That was one too many. (He falls to the ground.)

Announcer: More romance! (Scene of teen Homer & Marge kissing (in a barn?) is shown, followed by a scene of Marge kneeling on the floor in the bathroom. Homer comes in on stilts, so only his feet are visible.) Homer: I learned to walk naked on stilts! (Cut to scene of red headed lady screaming.)

Announcer: And it all starts with the all-new [deeper voice TREEHOUSE OF HORROR! (A shadow that looks like Jack the Ripper is scene stabbing the woman to death. Lightning crackles over a shot of a very London-esque town (Springfield? Didn’t look like it.) Cut to a shot of OFF in an oven, with Bart in a frying pan, Lisa in a pot, Maggie and Marge in pies and Homer in…something, but he’s clearly taken a few bites out of himself and is chewing)

Older Alien: What a delicious meal, I’m going to burst! (Cut to a shot of a big fat old Rigellian in K&K’s ship. K&K look like they’re hoping that the other guy is pleased with them. The fatter one bursts, and out comes Bart.)

Bart: Coooool, I’m vomit!

Announcer: Sunday night belongs to ‘The Simpsons’, only on FOX!

second transcript

Announcer: The Simpsons’ epic 16th Season kicks off with the annual Tree House of Horror! (an intergalactic oven opens up to reveal OFF roasting inside)
Kang: Is dinner ready yet?
Kodos [pointing at Homer]: This one keeps eating himself! (Homer takes a few cannibalistic bites out of his own flesh. Cut to Frink laughing maniacally and pulling a lever.)
Announcer: When a mad scientist shrinks Maggie and traps her inside Mr. Burns… (Scenes are shown of Maggie playing in a giant pill that looks like a ball pit, the pill getting shrunk down, Burns swallowing the pill and Maggie playing inside the pill inside Burns’ stomach. Cut to a scene of Frink and OFF standing by Burns who lies on an operating table. Homer sticks his arm down Monty’s throat.)
Homer: I’ve got her! (He pulls out an organ from Burns’ body)
Homer: No, wait. This is yours. (He tosses it back in. Cut to OFF in their flight suits being shrunk down.)
Announcer: …The Simpsons take a fantastic voyage inside the belly of the boss! (Scenes of Frink injecting mini-OFF into Burns’ neck, OFF speeding through his bloodscream and Burns lying on the table are shown. Burns’ belly enlarges and an explosion is heard. Cut to Frink holding up a flight suit.)
Frink: Can you fit into a large flight suit?
Homer: No! It’ll show my boobs and ride my crack! (sobs)
Announcer: Sunday, November 7th, the Simpsons Tree House of Horror is all-new. And it’s only on FOX!

third transcript

This promo aired during the Yankees game. Not sure if it’ll actually show up in the season…

Homer: We’re #1! We’re #1! We’re #…d’oh! (He gets conked in the head by a baseball.)
Bart: Hitting a homer — it’s the greatest thrill in baseball.

Announcer: In a world dominated by dark and cold reality, the time has come for a new breed of hero. Now, more than ever, the world needs a super man…

rumours

• Simpsons creator Matt Groening hinted over the weekend at San Diego’s Comic-Con convention that someone on the ‘toon would be coming out of the closet this season — and may even get married! Groening wouldn’t say who, but TV Guide Online has learned that Patty Bouvier and Edna Krabappel were recently spotted inquiring about a bridal registry at Home Depot.
• Ice princess Michelle Kwan and Raiders defensive tackle Warren Sapp are the first two MVPs to sign up for The Simpsons’ post-Super Bowl episode.
• Archbishop of Canterbury (and self-proclaimed Simpsons fanatic) Rowan Williams has been invited by producers to make a pit stop in Springfield. “We’d love to have him on the show,” exec producer Al Jean tells Reuters. “It’s a great thrill that the archbishop is such a fan.” A rep for the archbishop says no formal offer has been made, but added that “It would be a very intriguing prospect.”
• The Simpsons has been going strong for over 15 seasons and Bart has had many girlfriends during the show. There was the reverend’s daughter, Jessica, the next door neighbour, Laura, and of course the action movie star’s daughter, Greta. But now we are in season number 16, and he’s on a date with not one, but two girls! Yes, as big Simpsons fans already know, Bart will be going out with the twin girls of Springfield, Sherri and Terri. This episode is a parody of the playboy 1970’s-ish lifestyle, guest starring James Caan. The “Bart dating Sherri and Terri” point in the episode is only a gag in the episode, not a major plot point.

confirmed dates
From the No Homer’s by Ryan Barber:

• FABF20 – All’s Fair in Oven War – Written by Matt Selman (Season 16 Premiere) Nov 14
  Marge competes at the Ovenfresh Bake-Off, and will do anything to win. Meanwhile, Bart finds Homer’s old Playdude magazines and decides to adopt the swinging 70s lifestyle. Thomas Pynchon and James Caan guest star.
• FABF19 – Sleeping With the Enemy – Written by Jon Vitti – Nov 21
  Marge becomes motherly towards Nelson Muntz, as he has no parental figure, and lets him stay in the Simpson household. Not wanting to share a room with his longtime tormentor, Bart tries to reunite the Muntzes. Also, Lisa develops a self-esteem problem. (for those interested, this episode was directed by Lauren Macmullan)
• FABF23 – Treehouse of Horror XV – Written by Bill Odenkirk – Nov. 7
  The fifteenth annual Novemberween special. Here’s what we know about the three acts so far (the order is not yet confirmed):
  – In a parody of Fantastic Voyage, someone will go inside Burns’ body.
  – A plot that involves Ned Flanders seeing into the future.
  – A plot in which Lisa solves a murder mystery in a Sherlock Holmes fashion.The order is now confirmed, and it will go as follows:
  – Four Beheadings and a Funeral: Lisa and Bart try to catch a Jack-the-Ripper-esque serial killer in Victorian-era London.
  – The Ned Zone: Ned gains the powers to see people’s deaths.
  – In a parody of Fantastic Voyage, Maggie is trapped inside Burns’ body, and the other Simpsons must go inside to save her. (No name has been given for this one yet.)
• GABF02 – Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass – Feb. 6 (following Super Bowl XXXIX)
  After Homer inadvertently performs a wild crowd-pleasing dance at a local carnival, he will stumble across a new career as a “victory dance choreographer.” After working for defensive tackle Warren Sapp, quarterback Tom Brady, basketballers LeBron James and Yao Ming, and figure skater Michelle Kwan (all voicing themselves), he’s called upstairs to choreograph the Super Bowl halftime show. In over his head, Homer turns to neighbor Ned for help. Together they create a clean and classy, non-violent, deeply meaningful halftime show, only to have America turn on them for such a “blatant display of decency.”
• FABF16 – Midnight RX – Nov. 14
  No official description as of yet, but it might revolve around prescription drugs. Season 16 premiere.
• FABF22 – She Used to Be My Girl – Written by Tim Long DECEMBER 5
  No description yet, and it won’t be the gay marriage episode.

confirmed titles, no dates

• FABF16 – Midnight RX
  Grampa and Homer go to Canada to smuggle prescription drugs, since Abe can no longer afford the jacked-up prices for pills in the U.S.
• FABF19 – Sleeping With the Enemy – Written by Jon Vitti
  Marge becomes motherly towards Nelson Muntz, as he has no parental figure, and lets him stay in the Simpson household. (for those interested, this episode was directed by Lauren Macmullan)
• FABF20 – All’s Fair in Oven War – Written by Matt Selman
  After Homer suddenly develops a knack for cooking, he unwittingly competes against Marge in a bake-off.
• FABF21 – Fat Man and Little Boy – Written by Joel H. Cohen
  Bart has a mid-life crisis after he loses his last baby tooth following a Saving Private Ryan-style spitball fight with Lisa, Rod, Todd and Janey.
  (Added by Ryan 16/8/04)
• FABF22 – She Used to Be My Girl – Written by Tim Long (This might be the Patty lesbian episode)
• GABF01 – Mommie Beerest
  Marge begins serving at Moe’s; Homer fears a loss of privacy.
• GABF03 – Pranksta Rap
  Bart sneaks off to attend a rap concert, featuring 50 Cent (guesting as himself), without his parents’ permission. When Homer and Marge realize their son is missing, he fakes his own kidnapping to avoid punishment. This episode will air in 2005.
• GABF04 – There’s Something About Marrying – Written by J. Stewart Burns
  In order to raise money, Springfield legalizes gay marriage, and Homer registers to become a minister. A longtime character will come out of the closet. As has been stated in this post before, this might be Patty. Will air in January.
• GABF05 – On a Clear Day I Can’t See My Sister – Written by Jeff Westbrook
  Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart. Gary Busey will guest star, narrating a video called ‘So You’ve Got a Restraining Order.’ (A rerun of Homer and Ned’s Hail Mary Pass airs at 9:30pm ET.)
• GABF06 – Goo Goo Gai Pan
  Selma goes to China in an attempt to adopt a baby, but since single women can’t adopt, she must pretend that Homer is her husband.
• GABF07 – Mobile Homer – Written by Tim Long
  No description yet.
• GABF08 – The Seven-Beer Snitch – Written by Bill Odenkirk
  Possible plot: Homer becomes an informant to Mr. Burns after being thrown in jail.
• GABF10 – Don’t Fear the Roofer – Written by Kevin Curran
  Homer has a new best friend in roofer Ray Magini (Ray Romano)… or does he?
• GABF11 – The Heartbroke Kid – Written by Ian Maxtone-Graham
  No description yet.
• GABF12 – Future-Drama – Written by Matt Selman
  A visit to a psychic prompts another flash forward–this time, we go eight years into the future, as Bart and Lisa graduate high school. Maggie might have a speaking role. We’ll see.

confirmed guest stars (without episodes yet)

• Journalist Chloe Talbot
• Architect Frank Gehry
• Author Thomas Pynchon
• Joe Mantegna, once again reprising his role as Fat Tony
• Eric Idle, reprising his ‘Scuse Me While I Miss the Sky role as Declan Desmond
• Stephen Hawking (yes, again)
• Liam Neeson voices a priest who helps Bart and Homer consider converting to Catholicism (Homer likes the part with the wine)
• James Caan visits Bart’s treehouse after he converts it to a junior Playboy Mansion
• Lucy Liu plays a bureaucrat when Homer pretends to be married to Marge’s gravel-voiced sister Selma so she can adopt a Chinese baby.
• Fantasia Barrino (as a talent-show competitor, natch),
• Kim Cattrall (as Marge’s former schoolmate turned glam newscaster)
• Ray Romano (as a new pal for Homer)
• Houston Rocket Yao Ming (as himself).
• Gary Busey will appear as the narrator of videotape titled So You’ve Got a Restraining Order.
• American Idol winner Fantasia Barrino
• Ricky Gervais, and he will also be writing the episode. No word yet on a plot.

unconfirmed/untitled plotlines and other rumors

• In order to raise money, Springfield legalizes gay marriage, and Homer registers to become a minister. A longtime character will come out of the closet. As has been stated in this post before, this might be Patty. Could be FABF22. This episode has been apparently scheduled for January. This will be moved up to the top once a specific date is given.
• Mayor Quimby faces a recall election similar to the one that unseated ex-California governor Gray Davis. No word on if Rainier Wolfcastle will be running, but this joke seems inevitable.
• Bart and Lisa’s visit to a psychic prompts another futuristic fantasy sequence– this time eight years in the future, when both of them are graduating high school at the same time. Maggie might have a speaking role.
• Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart. The plot will include guest star Gary Busey, who will narrate a video called ‘So You’ve Got a Restraining Order.’
• Bart turns his treehouse into a miniature Playboy Mansion. James Caan will be one of Bart’s guests. (This has a good chance to be The Heartbroke Kid).
• Homer befriends a local roofer, Ray Magini (Ray Romano).
• In one new episode, Homer is in change of planning the Super Bowl halftime show but can’t think of an idea, so he turns to Ned Flanders for help. Ultimately, the halftime entertainment offends viewers by being too wholesome and religious.
• Grandpa Simpson has trouble affording prescription medicine, so he and Homer smuggle it out of Canada. ”It becomes a little like Midnight Express,”
• Liam Neeson voices a priest who helps Bart and Homer become Catholic. Looks like Bart’s gonna get his free food and booze after all, eh?
• Bart goes to fat camp. Albert Brooks returns for the first time since season 8 to voice the counselor.
• Lisa participates in an American Idol-esque talent competition. Fantasia Barrino (an AI winner) guest stars as Clarissa, one of the other contestants.

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treehouse of horror XV

synopsis

“The Ned Zone”: Ned sees into the future – and sees himself killing Homer.
“In the Belly of the Boss”: When a giant medicine capsule that is shrunk and then swallowed by Mr. Burns has an added ingredient – Maggie – the other Simpsons shrink down and go into Mr. Burns’s body “Fantastic Voyage”-style in order to rescue her.
“Four Beheadings and a Funeral”: the Muttonchop Murder’s reign of terror over London in the days of Queen Victoria may soon be over, thanks to detective Eliza Simpson and her assistant Dr. Bartley.

transcript

Homer: This calls for an out of shape amateur!
Announcer: Starting November 7th…
Frink: Bionauts, assemble!
Homer: Captain!
Lisa: Science Officer!
Bart: Security!
Marge: Marge!
Announcer: …The Simpsons’ epic 16th season begins on FOX…
Bart: My God!
Announcer: …with a new blockbuster episode every Sunday night.
Homer: Woohoo!
Homer: Can you press stop when my popcorn’s ready?
Homer: Uh oh.
Ned: You stupid son of a…
Bart: Be there or be square.
Ralph: I wanna be a triangle!
Dr. Hibbert: Welcome back, dawg.
Marge: The excitement never stops.
Announcer: Plus, the Simpsons milestone you’ve been waiting 16 years to see…
Homer: Marge…I’ve learned to walk naked on stilts!
Announcer: November 2nd, the Simpsons’ epic 16th season begins.
Marge: Why is my swimsuit so small?
Homer: Because that’s what turns a mediocre voyage into a FANTASTIC voyage! [growls]
Announcer: On the only place to see all new episodes of the Simpsons…FOX!

• Listen audio file of fourth transcript (low quality)

sleeping with the enemy

synopsis

Bart has a new roommate – Nelson, who is taken in by Marge when she feels her own kids are ignoring her; Lisa lets schoolyard teasing get to her physically.

transcripts

Announcer: On The Simpsons’ epic 16th season, Lisa discovers that she’s inherited the Simpson Curse. (A scene of Lisa in a clothing store is shown. As she looks into a mirror, she sees herself transformed into a fatter version, and screams. Cut to a scene of Lisa bending over in front of Springfield Elementary.)
Janey, Sherri & Terri [in unison]: Lisa has a big butt! (Cut to OFF’s living room where Homer advises Lisa on how to conceal her posterior)
Homer: To downsize my derriere, I just tie a sweater around it. See? (He does so, but his bottom looks as big as ever, causing Lisa to look horrified.)
Announcer: All-new Simpsons, 8/7c, FOX Sunday.

• Listen audio file of the transcript

Announcer: FOX Sunday – The Simpsons’ epic 16th Season delivers a blockbuster bombshell! There’s a new addition to the family… (Cut to a scene of Bart watching Nelson and Marge interact in front of OFF’s house.)
Bart: My mother? My bully? My God! (cut to a scene of Nelson punching Bart at the kitchen table)
Announcer: …when The Simpsons adopt the toughest kid in town. (cut to Marge and Nelson in a bowling alley, taking down their scores)
Nelson: My mom works at Hooters, but her dream is to work at a real strip club!
Announcer: There’s only one place for all-new Simpsons, at 8/7c, Sunday on FOX!

• Listen audio file of the transcript

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Fat Man And Little Boy

synopsis

When Bart writes slogans on t-shirts, he catches the attention of Goose Gladwell, a gag gift entrepreneur, and soon becomes a t-shirt mogul. With Bart now the breadwinner, Homer feels he no longer has a place in the family. In order to feel more useful, Homer begins spending more time with Lisa, including watching documentaries by scholar Declan Desmond (guest star Eric Idle). But when Gladwell is revealed as a fraud, Homer steps in to show him who’s really boss.

transcript

Announcer: FOX Sunday, on an all-new Simpsons, Homer turns a science project into a nuclear bombshell. (Homer is seen in a robber’s outfit complete w/knit cap stealing a plutonium rod from SNPP. Cut to Homer in the basement with his computer hooked up to a display labeled “The History of Nuclear Physics”. Cut to Homer standing in front of and lifting the project which causes his insides to be viewed ala an x-ray. Cut to Lisa, who holds a Krusty-brand Geiger counter in hand.)
Lisa: It could explode!
Homer: If it does, I’ll bet you get an ‘A’. (The nuclear explosion from FABF23 is shown.)
Announcer: All-new Simpsons, 8/7c, FOX!

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Mommie Beerest

synopsis

When Moe needs money to save his bar, Homer has the solution: take out another mortgage on the Simpson house. In order to protect the investment, Marge becomes Moe’s business partner. Marge invades Homer’s space when she starts serving at Moe’s.

transcript

Announcer: FOX Sunday, it’s a bigger break-up than Brad & Jennifer, when Marge leaves Homer for Moe. (Homer and Marge are shown in their bedroom. Marge demonstrates her drunk tossing abilities by throwing her husband out of the door, sending him crashing headfirst into the hallway wall. Cut to Moe, in sunglasses and a swanky new outfit, getting out of a taxi in front of OFF’s house. Cut back to Homer and Marge in the room.)
Marge: We kinda bonded.
Homer: Bonded!?! [worried] How many times? (cut to Marge and Moe in a commercial plane, as Moe pours some liquor from a flask into Marge’s glass.)
Announcer: An all-new Simpsons, 8/7c, FOX Sunday!

• Listen audio file of the transcript

Announcer: How far will Homer go to stop Marge from jetting away with Moe? (Moe is scene relaxing in a plane seat as it goes down the runway, but is startled as he looks out the window to see Homer chasing him on the stair car. Cut to the inside of the plane, where Homer barges in, covered in a blue liquid.)
Marge: How’d you get in here?
Homer: Toilet hole. (Homer shakes off the toilet water, canine style.)
Announcer: On an all new Simpsons!

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Pranksta Rap

synopsis

50 Cent brings rap to Springfield, when he guest-voices as himself on the all-new “Pranksta Rap” episode of THE SIMPSONS Sunday, Feb. 13 (8:00-8:30 PM ET/PT). After sneaking out of the house to attend a 50 Cent concert and getting nabbed by Marge and Homer, Bart fakes his own kidnapping, hiding out in Kirk Van Houten’s bachelor pad, to prevent being grounded. It’s up to Springfield’s finest – bumbling Police Chief Clancy Wiggum – to save him. Inspired by an apparition of Barney Fife, Wiggum cracks the case, rescues Bart and is promoted to Police Commissioner, while wrongly-imprisoned Kirk becomes a ladies’ man among the felon-loving singles of Springfield.

transcript

Announcer: In one week, it’s the FOX Valentine’s spectacular! (A scene of Homer stuck in the doggie door part of OFF’s back door is shown.)
Homer: Why must I be so voluptuous? (Cut to Bart’s room, where Bart, in an orange hoodie, hops out of his window. Cut to Bart at the concert, where the rapper onstage drops his microphone, which rolls into Bart’s arms.)
Announcer: Bart discovers his true love: gangsta rap! (Cut to a scene of Lisa, Skinner and a gathering of thuggish types in a shoe store, watching Bart on a monitor, rapping onstage at the concert.)
Bart: Homer is a fat-load. (Homer is seen stepping back as the monitor crashes down, causing all of the gangsters to pull out guns, aiming at
him.)
Announcer: The Simpsons!

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There’s Something About Marrying

synopsis

In order to raise money, Springfield legalizes gay marriage, and Homer registers to become a minister. A longtime character will come out of the closet. As has been stated in this post before, this might be Patty.

transcript

Announcer: Springfield legalizes same sex marriage, and you won’t believe who comes out. (Scenes of Selma prepping Patty for her wedding in Lisa’s room, Burns and Smithers in the church auditorium from GABF02, Eddie and Lou in a courtroom and Lenny and Carl in a movie theater from GABF02 are shown. Cut to a fantasy of Homer making out with… Homer.)
Homer: I love you Homer.
Homer: I love you too Homer.
Homer: Mmm, Homer.
Announcer: The Simpsons, all-new, part of a full hour at 8/7c, FOX Sunday! Viewer discretion advised.

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Announcer: It’s controversial… (A scene of a crowd of gay couples walking from town hall, across the street to the church is shown.)
Announcer: It’s divided a nation… (A man in a wedding gown stands in front of the Jebediah Springfield statue with his veiled bride. He lifts the veil to reveal a mouth adorned with a hairy moustache.)
Announcer: Springfield legalizes same sex marriage, and you won’t believe who comes out. (Scenes of Selma prepping Patty for her wedding in Lisa’s room, Wiggum and two muscular gay guys standing on the steps of the Springfield Police Department, Moe in a ta-da pose from GABF01, Burns and Smithers in the church auditorium from GABF02 and Lenny and Carl in a movie theater from GABF02 are shown. Cut to Marge, who stands in front of Lovejoy amidst a crowd of soaked gay
couples.)
Marge: As long as two people love each other, I don’t care whether they both have the same hoo-hoo or ha-ha! (Nelson pops in from off screen.)
Nelson: Haw haw!
Announcer: The Simpsons, all-new, part of a full hour at 8/7c, FOX Sunday! Viewer discretion advised.

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upcoming episodes

On A Clear Day, I Can’t See My Sister, GABF05

Lisa gets a restraining order against Bart. Gary Busey guest stars.

Goo Goo Gai Pan, GABF06

Selma tries to adopt a child in China. Lucy Liu guest stars.

Mobile Homer, GABF07

No description yet.

The Seven Beer Snitch, GABF08

Homer becomes an informant to Mr. Burns after being thrown in jail.

The Father, The Son and the Holy Guest Star, GABF09

No description yet, but it might be the Catholicism episode, with Liam Neeson as the ‘holy guest star’.

Don’t Fear the Roofer, GABF10

Homer makes a new friend. Ray Romano guest stars.

The Heartbroke Kid, GABF11

In the milestone 350th episode, “The Heartbroke Kid,” Bart becomes addicted to junk food when a new vending machine is installed at Springfield Elementary. His steady diet of processed foods leads to a massive weight gain and health issues. When he’s unable to stick to his prescribed low-fat diet, the Simpsons stage an intervention and ship Bart off to “Serenity Ranch – A Forced Starvation Facility,” headed up by former food addict Tab Spangler (guest star Albert Brooks). While Spangler tries to help Bart overcome his obsession, Homer and Marge turn their home into a hostel for German travelers in order to pay for the costly Serenity Ranch.

Future-Drama, GABF12

Bart and Lisa graduate high school eight years in the future.

Thank God, It’s Doomsday, GABF14

Home Away From Homer, GABF15

The Girl Who Slept Too Little, gabf16

untitled

Bart attends fat camp. Albert Brooks guest stars.

season 17

The 2005-2006 season includes an episode where in which Moe, with the aid of Lisa, becomes a Charles Bukowski-like poet. Also, Bart will start spending more time with Marge, until bullies accuse him of being a mama’s boy.

Mayor Quimby faces a recall election similar to the one that unseated ex-California governor Gray Davis. No word on if Rainier Wolfcastle will be running, but this joke seems inevitable.

plotlines

Please note: these plotlines may serve as their own episodes, or they could be subplots tied together.

• Liam Neeson voices a priest who helps Bart and Homer become Catholic. Looks like Bart’s gonna get his free food and booze after all, eh?
• Lisa participates in an American Idol-esque talent competition. Fantasia Barrino (an AI winner) guest stars as Clarissa, one of the other contestants.
• Homer dies, goes to Heaven and meets God, who he gets into an argument with. (Matt Groening has assured that Homer will return to Earth.)
• Mayor Quimby faces a recall election similar to the one that unseated ex-California governor Gray Davis. No word on if Rainier Wolfcastle will be running, but this joke seems inevitable.(Season 17)
• Moe discovers a knack for poetry, with a little help from Lisa. (Season 17)
• Bart finds himself spending more time with Marge (with the aid of a tandem bicycle) until bullies accuse him of being a “mama’s boy.” (Season 17)

credits

Special thanks to Stephen Brown and Ryan Barber and various contributors in a.t.s.

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