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You shot who in the what now?
Posted August 9, 2000 by Brad
So much for a big update today. All I had time to update today is the Who 'n the What Now? contest. Oh well, sometime in the near future I'll do a rather large update. See you soon.

Well, I'm not principal of the line, mother.
Posted August 8, 2000 by Brad
Ah, never go to driving school kids, it's a long, boring process. With that said, I've updated the WWN contest and added 2 brand new grabpics. Tomorrow I may have a little more time to update, but we can only hope so. Until then, don't do drugs!

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Today We Kill, Tomorrow We Die
Posted August 7, 2000 by Brad
Dah... what a long, booooooring day. The most exciting point of the day was when I got to see "Red Asphalt III", heh. Anyway, I updated the contest and added three grabpics. As for the Springfielder contest, I have no idea when the next session will be held as both my partners here at SS are on vacation. Those selfish bums.

You're damn right I'm going to be pissed off; I bought that pig at Pink Floyd's yard sale!
Posted August 6, 2000 by Brad
Heh... yes I did. I did. Whaaaassaaaap? Did you really think I'd go a day without updating? Well, I'm updating right now- kind of. All I've got to show you today is the updated WWN conest. Tommorow I start driving school (four days long), but I'm stockpiling grabpics right now so I'll have something to update. Holy Jebus, I gotta go, The Simpsons is starting...

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To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad. Maybe in order to understand mankind, we have to look at the word itself: 'Mankind'. Basically, it's made up of two separate words - 'mank' and 'ind'. What do these words mean? It's a mystery, and that's why so is mankind. Once when I was in Hawaii, on the island of Kauai, I met a mysterious old stranger. He said he was about to die and wanted to tell someone about the treasure. I said, 'Okay, as long as it's not a long story. Some of us have a plane to catch, you know.' He stared telling this story, about the treasure and his life and all, and I thought: 'This story isn't too long.' But then, he kept going, and I started thinking, 'Uh-oh, this story is getting long.' But then the story was over, and I said to myself: 'You know, that story wasn't too long after all.' I forget what the story was about, but there was a good movie on the plane. It was a little long, though. Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm myself down. I'll go over to the persons house and ring the doorbell. When the person comes to the door, I'm gone, but you know what I've left on the porch? A jack-o-lantern with a knife stuck in the side of it's head with a note that says 'You.' After that I usually feel a lot better, and no harm done. If you're in a war, instead of throwing a hand grenade at the enemy, throw one of those small pumpkins. Maybe it'll make everyone think how stupid war is, and while they are thinking, you can throw a real grenade at them.


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